~Little Red Riding Hood~
In a forest not so far away
A little girl rode merely on her way
Little Red on her bike
Bringing aid to her Granny who was ill beyond the like
Riding along smoke she did smell
Fire and burning meat like the bowls of hell
Riding into the clearing what she did see
Were 3 little pigs scared as can be
A house of straw and a house of sticks
And behind some trees a house of bricks
No longer a blaze but smoldering for certain
The 3 little pigs were sitting gagged with a curtain
From behind a tree a wolf did leap
A frightened Red did not make a peep
I saved these 3 from their houses a blaze
"A hero I am" pulling red from her daze
"Oh so you saved them and covered there mouths"
The pigs shaking there head frightened evacuating their bowls
"Yes that'd be me"
"A fire fighting wolf is indeed what you see"
Red nodded with approval and spoke with glee
"Take care of those pigs, I'm afraid I must flee"
"I must get these goodies to my dear Granny"
Red rode off leaving the pigs to there slayer
But the wolf had a new plan and Red Riding Hood was the player
He let the pigs go and was gone in a puff
Arriving at Granny's house all in a huff
Breaking inside and dawning a disguise
Red riding hood appeared and noticed his eyes
"My Granny what big eyes you have"
"The better to see you with dear, now quit being so suave"
Eating Little Red with the swiftest of swoops
All in one bite will surely make for painful poops
When the 3 bears arrived in all the confusion
They slew the wolf, freed Red Riding Hood and you'd think that's the conclusion
But the 3 bears recognized the little rider's freckled spots
She was really none other than Goldy Locks
Into the bears house she wandered by mistake
They still remembered the pourage she did take
"Oh darn the wrong house again!" Red did exclaim
"This is all that wolf fault he is to blame!"
When in through the window to save the day
Was Red's Granny to everyone's dismay
The fairy godmother indeed was she
Flying Red away off to safety
Granny then ask "What were you thinking my dear?"
Red then replied "It's a long story I'll tell you next year."
~The End~
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